Mindless Babble from my Everyday Life, Part Funf(That's German for 5)

Well, since Rachel, aka lilthumper44, pretty much covered our Sunday together, and that the rest of my weekend wasn't all that eventful, I figured it was time for me, to once again, come out with a brand new edition of what seems to be my most popular post topic, and that is mindless babble. I know, I've deprieved you, my loyal readers of it, for over a month, and for that, I'm sorry. Before I begin, I will say that the movie, March of the Penguins, is a good movie for all ages. Both entertaining and educational. As far as how young someone can be and still see the movie, I guess it all depends on the child's maturity level, and I did see some kids in the theater who had to be around four or five. Enough of that, on with the babble.

Am I the only person who could go the rest of my life without seeing or hearing another commercial about E.D., hemroids, feminine "issues", or anything else that pertains to the part of our body that's covered by our underwear? I doubt it.

What was Jude Law thinking? In the words of both Amber, as well as Ren of Ren and Stimpy, what an EEDIOT!!!

With football practice set to start next week, it means my summer is all but over. Where the hell did it go???

If you're making a movie, and it calls for some narration, when in doubt, call Morgan Freeman.

So, Mr. Palmeiro, what was it you said to congress back in March? Yeah, I thought so, you liar.

Have you heard of this show on NBC called, I Want to be a Hilton? Would anyone in their right mind want to take life advice from the woman who "raised" Paris Hilton? I don't think so.

Can you think of anyone better to to the voice of the man in the yellow hat for the upcoming Curious George movie than Will Ferrell? I sure can't.

Having seen American Pie 2 again, you can be sure to know that if I ever need to use super glue, I will do so with extreme caution.

And Rachel is right, that's definitely a movie you don't want to see with your parents around.

I was channel surfing last night, and I saw Hugh Hefner trying to dance to hip-hop music with a bunch of his playmates. Need I say more?

I never thought I'd ever say this, but I wouldn't mind at least one day of rain. Don't get me wrong, I love the sunny weather, but due to a water shortage, our front yard isn't so green anymore.

Why do sprained thumbs take so freakin' long to heal???

Ever since my friend Luke started working the morning show down in the Tri-Cities, he's been harder to get a hold of than a greased pig. Not that I'd know how hard it is to get a hold of a greased pig, but I'm sure it's pretty hard. Basically, I miss talking to my friend.

I think when Adam Sandler wrote the song, Piece of Sh!t Car, he might've had my car in mind.

When is John Heder, aka Napoleon Dynamite, going to be in another movie? He's one funny dude.

According to my brother, for an Irish guy, I'm a pretty good Italian cook. Of course, since Irish food isn't exactly gourmet, us Irish are forced to turn to other ethnic groups for food.

But we'd still kick your ass in a bar fight!!!

I question the wisdom of advertisers showing commercials for flood insurance to the good folks of Mukilteo. Our town is on a freakin' bluff, there's no way we'll ever get flooded.

Luke and Amber are awesome friends!

Rachel is a great girlfriend, and will soon be an even greater wife.

That's all for now. My mind is just about empty so it's time for me to recharge. God bless and I hope all is well.

Luke

Quote of the Day: "Bobby, if you're gonna fake dial, at least dial more than three numbers."- Hank Hill(King of the Hill)